Nobody missed your point. You just weren’t prepared in any way to defend it.

He legitimately seems to think it works the way “non-sanctioned” matches work in pro wrestling...

“Uh what? So just because it was moving, it means they weren’t cool with it?”

So what do you think the point of the headline is? Why do you think it was chosen?

What his brain did was connect the words before the comma with the words after the comma. Don’t blame his literacy for being the problem.

What aren’t you scared of, pussy?

“Knuckle Sandwich is an RPG about day jobs and cults caught somewhere between Earthbound and Undertale. Need I say more?”

“Bush was very slightly in over his head, but continued to learn, admitted mistakes and despite the fact I disagreed with him on almost everything he probably had the good of the country first in his mind.”

“If he had liberal political beliefs, He’d be incredibly well liked by the broader Democratic party.”

Being a war criminal is definitely worse than being dumb (and Bush was dumber than Trump, anyway). They are the same amount of treasonous.

Are you saying they’re not, or...?

Paul Ryan looks like Aaron Rodgers if Aaron Rodgers had never felt love.

Man if I have the courtesy to bite on something like “EVERYONE’S PARENTS ARE BAD EXCEPT FOR MINE!” to give you a chance to do your dance you can have the courtesy to keep up the act longer than two posts before saying China is going to conquer the US because of me.

I already told you I’m sorry you don’t feel like you deserve things. I don’t know what else you want.

Nah, they were pretty good.

It’s okay to feel like you deserve things, man. Sorry your parents never told you that on the days they allowed you out of the shed.

Cool for you, you’re way above something as dumb and base as cheering for a local team. That doesn’t mean the team’s fans aren’t getting screwed, dummy. If your entire contribution is “I AM TOO SMART TO PARTAKE IN THIS” then shut up.

“You can bet that if the US had gotten waxed 8-0 instead of the way it went down, that Americans would be quick to disown the current roster, instead of standing by them.”

...it will save us all from HIS drunk driving, yes. What’s your point here, exactly?

Motherfucker I work in a destroying angel mushroom mine and they drag my face through the shit and dirt and poison with a rope tied around my big stupid head don’t you ever fucking complain about your job where you’re not allowed to say “dick” around me.