Yeah I don’t do winter sports, they’re extremely expensive and dangerous. There’s only so many times I can pay hundreds of dollars for the pleasure of falling flat on my ass in public before I want to head back to the bar. I do hike and do longer backpacking trips up north though.

Well, Andrew has been to Detroit, and I, his managing editor, have lived in Detroit my whole life. I read the news, I drive its streets, I even pay taxes.

Ticking Mustang engine = growling human stomach; these are just facts.

Um no, a business person is answerable to many individuals all of whom would have concern if they acted in a way that damages the business. Also since when did this Gordon Gekko profits before everything normalize to the point that armchair watchers at home started just saying “Well he/she didn’t do anything illegal…

leading to him getting the pale-white skin and blood-red eyes most Bloodshot fans will know the character as having

I AM WEASEL!

100%

You’re right, next time I want to go to Tokyo form the US, I’m packing the minivan!

are you able to get your tongue all the way up to the upper intestine or does it get stuck in the lower?

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

Dude, we have the psychotic super-children AND they have access to nuclear arsenals. Don’t count chickens.

KANA-A-A-A-A-DA!!!!

TETSUO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!

I dunno man other than the fact that is is auto and a 40k hatchback, that seems pretty cool. You should buy it, and get it in yellow.

Don’t worry, I bet VW’s apology will include a free oil change.

It’s NY/NJ. I was kind of expecting this:

The designer in me still really wants them to make the tree in the exact same shape of the A.

“Episode 3 cost nearly 70 million LESS to make than TDK.”

With Lucas the pencil is real but everything else is CGI.

Vanity plates are a great way to put something fun on your car and spend, at minimum, eleven months regretting what you requested at the DMV.