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To be fair the original had Minis too. Of course they were proper minis, so yeah, awesome.

SO HERE FOR THIS BRO-AGE

Which in most started, would have been illegal due to franchise laws

Ford should have Cena this coming

“Yeah but I get another $100 in my tax return! Thank you Trump!”

Nothing like cutting $5.66 billion away from the Education budget. So the thing that will allow people not to rely on government funds by having more skills and being smarter, we should eliminate that. It is like nothing surprises me anymore with this stupid administration.

I once talked with an independent VeeDub mechanic. He said the W12 engine had eight different fasteners with different sizes and pitches depending on the specific location and job that that fastener. So German.

I see a TDI V10 Touareg rolling by the neighborhood nearly every day. I also see two 2.7 Audi Allroads. I have owned many VAG cars and currently have two. I have always found the knocks on reliability to be overstatements. A good maintenance schedule and not pushing your luck Toyota style (I have one of those too,

Combine them all to form a giant robot and call it Mecha-Neon

But what the hell would you do with ten Neons, other than build an artificial reef?

you’re a sick fuck....take the star

I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Like my grandma did.

Yes, and of course those are both rear-engined, amirite?

As a general rule, if you see an unrecognizable racing machine that has a rear wing the size of a couch it is a Pike’s Peak monster. The air is so thin up above 10,000 feet that it is difficult to get any downforce. This means the builders have to employ cartoonishly huge aero surfaces in order to generate adequate

Easy win for the QX80. Gas and insurance are super cheap when you’re too embarrassed to take your car out of the garage.

The Volkwagen Cabriolet is the perfect car for someone who wants an old Volkswagen Golf, but doesn’t want a roof.