Get Mel Gibson on the phone. Time for the man to redeem himself!

good work using the Animatrix in the first screen there. As I know it's the only canon to the original matrix.

"the next film could see the return of both Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox."

Good choices, needs more people of color though.

This is Leonardo's son, a time-hopping turtle named Cable, sent back in time to kill Master Splinter to prevent a horrible apocalyptic future. Weirdly enough, Cable was conceived by Leonardo and April's consciousnesses inhabiting other bodies in the future.

It's what America's all about.

Return of the GIF Party?

I had such high hopes for this, and stuck around for hoping they'd return to what it so good in the beginning.

Heroes.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your stupid dog!

So Rufus was basically a discount Doctor Who, come to think of it...

"Interesting" and "Tuxedo Mask" is not words I ever thought I would see together. From what I remember from reading the manga (never watched the anime), TM sole function was to get kidnapped and mind-controlled by Sailor Moon's enemies. Every single damn time.

Apparently all you need to get people to watch something is to name it something that they remember. I'm going to write a script about a family's epic and emotional journey, where they eat bad Thai food and get stuck in an elevator with really bad diarrhea. You're not going to want to miss the feelings that come out.…

Welp, you've done a great service. Now me and my son can just see GOTG for a fourth and fifth time!

Where's Fauxlivia? The alternate Fringe cast was pretty damn awesome.

Okay, after seeing the musical and manga versions, I'm shutting the shell up about the new Turtles.

A movie wherein Nic Cage is able to mainfest anything that comes to his wackadoodle mind might be too much for the human population.

Some plucky unemployed film student in LA is already 2/3 finished making this happen.