I will say that you rambling, incoherent writing and your attempt to blame racism on Obama lends credence to the idea you are a Trump voter.

Your friend is a better person than I. If this asshole said those things to me or, god forbid, one of my loved ones, charges would be the least of his problems. Who the fuck are these people?

Hi, stupid.

Saludos to your friend. Mad respect.

That digital watch is at LEAST a misdemeanor.

+1 for “rolled”. well played.

Yeah... Puerto Rico became part of the United States over a century ago. This is literally a case of “We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.”

What is a crime is his neck beard.

That’s a gross mischaracterization. Everyone knows No Comb Kellyanne shed the last of her soul (and human meat suit) in ‘89 when HBO tapped her to host their new political commentary show.

Counterpoint: 24K Magic is good.

Fuck CNN

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

How dare you!

I read "knife handling" and something else came to mind.