Karen-level extinction event?

This One Trick (Killing Grandma) Will Make Your Man Go Nuts

“Why Grandma, What a Great Big Fever You’re Running!”

An ex of mine was a professional ballet dancer. Any time someone gave him shit for it being ~gAaaAAaaAAy~ (or alluded as such), he’d politely remind them that he spent all day in close contact with professional ballerinas and ask which was gayer: being the one man surrounded by beautiful women... or football.

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

omg right? Something about the curvature of the M’s and the industrial looking font makes it creepy. That place definitely serves something terrible like unicorn burgers with puppy fries or something.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Well I’m frightened. Women raising their fist in a photo. Where is Jesus when you need him?

sooo.. audi is trying to get me to buy an sq7 by showing me it can be outrun by a guy on foot.. and will roll real pretty like?

I hate it when people are assholes.

Do you mean Voldemotoring?

Thanks for the good words. I don’t have political stripes so much as a political herringbone pattern.

Getting the infant carrier in and won’t be so bad. Once you switch to a convertible seat I’m willing to bet you might change your tune. It’s enough of a pain to get a kid in and out of one in a sedan.

Actually 2 doors isn’t so bad! I have a 2008 Rabbit and I find that it’s been easier to get our son (now 3 years old) in and out than my wife’s Saturn or my Dad’s CTS (both 4-doors). The nice thing with 2 doors is you can slide the front seat all the way up and enter the car facing rearward, which gives you great…

You’d be surprised how much fun pregnant women can be. My wife is due with our second and final soon. I’m kind of sad this is something I’ll never experience again.

Congrats! I sincerely hope your pregnancy is going well! :)

I need a woman like this in my life! Well, not a pregnant one, but one that is committed to things they love.

Do it! You are our hero!

I want to know what fluffy neighborhood you live in where Clarkson is considered a vicious thug.

Y’all need to straight up grow some balls when it comes to Jeremy Clarkson. Yeah, he punched a guy in the face but that was at the same time that he had a dying mother, job problems (the ‘slope’ investigation thing), and a divorce coming. And yeah, he’s said racist and somewhat sexist things, but who cares? He’s just…