I bought a random bag o’stuff at a yard sale once and one of the items was this lovely black corset. I fell in love with the idea of wearing it under a Betty Boop jacket to my then boyfriend’s house. You know how some people have large boobs and some people have short torsos? I have both. Plus, my boobs thanks to…

Heck, don't even care if they were broke young adults. They don't owe their former cast mates anything. I can't even imagine having to deal with Evangelical Barbie on a regular basis.

I hope everyone on that plane gets bedbugs.

Cars are like the symbiotic Venom suit, a great one gives you powerful abilities but rips at the fabric of your soul.

make’m dead

Surely you can’t have misinterpeted that quote in such a literal way, but hey, at least it provided an opening to detail your diet for everyone!

Some old Rolls Royce

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

I’ve worked with a lot of creative folks, and I can just imagine how this shoot went.

There isn’t any sales tax in New Hampshire, but because Hampshirites have heard tales of Vermont and Maine, and know that Taxachusetts is on the map so they can literally look down on it, they’ll be even more insufferable if they hear about people who can’t wrap their heads around the concept of a tax on goods and…

Director Fury: Take us to heading 180! Get us over water.

Reminds me of one of my favorite moments in Avengers (though a gross oversimplification of celestial navigation).

As a white male I too have known the sting of realizing that the entire world might not revolve around me, and I thank the authors of this petition for doing their part to correct this grave injustice.

Wow OK you’re dumb. Regardless of your stance on immigration, giving them a piece of plastic won’t make them better drivers. It’s just a move by pro-immigration parties to make illegal immigrants look less dangerous by moving the fatalities from one category (illegal and undocumented) to another.

Fuckin’ Ben Franklin what did he know.

Fun B-2 fact:

produced from 1928-1937

Jeep Commander, the only thing it commands is two parking spots, suburban roads and a spot at the gas pump.