How the heck can you have missed this one:

Wow.  Who shit in your Cheerios this morning?

Tarantino is a B list level director who somehow convinced the world/Hollywood that he’s top of the A list.

Two words: Scott Eastwood. As soon as I saw his name I knew OVERDRIVE was garbage. 

93% because Oscar Isaac dies in it (not really a spoiler - he dies in almost every movie he’s in - sorry). Albert Brooks as the bad guy is hmmm... it doesn’t register in my mind. Like my brain is having a “...DANGER TO MANIFOLD” moment.

Corvette Summer.

Since no one else is brave enough to say it, I will. Bullitt. That movie was miserably boring. It’s 2 hours of a car handling badly around San Francisco.

Pretty clearly riffing on Patrick Nagel. It works well with the pop culture subjects. Especially the simple portraits, not so much the cars - there’s too much complexity to focus on the stark colors.

It’s a very fascinating bit of history, and I can’t say I’d ever heard of this weasel.

Or in the case of The Martian, red is used to symbolize that he’s on fucking Mars.

Hodor: Hodor?

I thought the episode was absolutely stunning on a visual/technical front, but was a bit disappointed by the narrative/logic of the characters. A few examples:

Glad to see many here feel the same way as me. Excellent execution and cinematography, but so predictable. Even down to Wun Wun biting the dust and Rasmey being eaten by his own dogs. The thing that has made this show great was its shocking a twisted moments of expectation. I realize the story is winding down and…

It is as interesting and necessary as the Robocop remake of 2014, the Karate Kid remake of 2010, Planet of the Apes not starring Charlton Heston, Total Recall of 2012 etc. Nobody went to see those either.

See, this is your bullshit. Quote me on shitting on it for being a reboot. Ill give you time, feel free to scour my entire kinja history. Or even find evidence of me being a ghostbusters “fanboy.”

It didn’t need to get across the country at all. It would not have cared if it had lain in the same spot forever. Its creators needed to prove some bizarre point about how if you just give something to stranger after stranger after stranger, they’ll all cherish it far more than you apparently did because you gave it…

Thank you, sir. That was amazing, and 100% spot on.

“Can people, out of the charity of their heart, help the least of us along our path in life?”

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

I mean it says “...or BUST!” right on its face. It was literally asking for it.