How the heck can you have missed this one:

Wow.  Who shit in your Cheerios this morning?

Tarantino is a B list level director who somehow convinced the world/Hollywood that he’s top of the A list.

Two words: Scott Eastwood. As soon as I saw his name I knew OVERDRIVE was garbage. 

93% because Oscar Isaac dies in it (not really a spoiler - he dies in almost every movie he’s in - sorry). Albert Brooks as the bad guy is hmmm... it doesn’t register in my mind. Like my brain is having a “...DANGER TO MANIFOLD” moment.

Corvette Summer.

Since no one else is brave enough to say it, I will. Bullitt. That movie was miserably boring. It’s 2 hours of a car handling badly around San Francisco.

Don’t spend your time reading articles on productivity.

hahahahahahahaha

The headline should read, “This is why you don’t tailgate”. If someone is riding my ass, fuck ‘em. I’ll bet that asshole never tailgates anyone ever again.

SUV drivers are the worst drivers.

Uh, this is exactly why you brake check people. Cosmic justice.

I don’t breakcheck, but I don’t blame the guy that did. It has been determined time and time again that you are responsible for being able to stop before you hit a vehicle infront of you. If someone slams on the breaks for no reason and you hit them, it is still your fault. If you can’t slow down without maintaining…

I dunno man. Isn’t this EXACTLY why you brake-check someone? :)

So, you can’t have fun without showing up the other guy, huh? Rub his face in it and make sure you ‘posterize’ him. It’s not enough to beat him; you have to embarrass him and show him how wrong he was to ever challenge you in the first place. Talk shit! And above all else, make sure you make ESPN’s Top Ten!

It didn’t need to get across the country at all. It would not have cared if it had lain in the same spot forever. Its creators needed to prove some bizarre point about how if you just give something to stranger after stranger after stranger, they’ll all cherish it far more than you apparently did because you gave it…

Thank you, sir. That was amazing, and 100% spot on.

“Can people, out of the charity of their heart, help the least of us along our path in life?”

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

I mean it says “...or BUST!” right on its face. It was literally asking for it.