You’re joking, right? Cube went over a long time ago. The man did a sequel to “Are We There Yet?”

I don’t see Little “Deuce Coupe,” “409" or “Go Little Honda” or “Little Old Lady From Pasadena” or “Fun Fun Fun.”

Second place: Gainesville, Florida to Hyannisport, transporting a Honda 600, leaving at 10 p.m. and arriving at 9 a.m. the next morning.

Gainesville, Florida to Mexico City, in a borrowed VW GTI, via Nawlins, Santonio, and Juarez. Two clearly gringo types and a damnYankee who spoke Spanish, playing Ugly American for a week and a half. One whose head stuck out of the sunroof ala Shaq.

I’m thinking the same, especially since GPS would likely allow for proper separation if any third-rate techie were working on it.

It’d be totally fair for the world to draw a conclusion about the scientific acumen and social interconnectedness of Canada. They expect trash to get picked up and treated gently. That’s how the most condescending ones kill time on those cold, cold Ottawa nights.

I think you both have that wrong. Americans aren’t assholes.

This is totally wrong about pizza.

No, no, we’re supposed to have a political litmus test for everyone who gets buried now, too. You know, the same litmus test we should apply to talking, eating, sleeping and eventually, breathing. Kudos to the anti-McCarthy types out there, who have actually managed to out-Pogo Pogo and out-Nixon Nixon with this…

That’s because nobody thinks anything about Paul Verhoeven or Ahnold is genius. Bill Murray and Harold Ramis...there are a lot of people who find them together to be untouchable. Stripes is another example.

I hope it’s the writers and producers. Imagine the joy of the TV audience watching Jeffrey-Dean-Negan, who chokes up, swings back, then suddenly charges off behind the camera...the initially confused faces on the actors and slow pan of the cameras, followed by the non-foleyed-crunching skulls of pasty-white a-holes.

Opening act: Theon and Middlefeet, singing their number one hit, “You Can’t Take That Away From Me!”

I hate that you are 100% correct.

Channing Tatum tries too hard. Witness “Lip Sync Battle.”

That scene was all about killing Denise. Just to do it, just to be shocking. Stupid, lazy writers.

So here’s one to add: if Dwight is so all-fired up about hostages, how come he shoots first? How come he shoots at all? His next step is to tell them all to put their weapons down, but why bother shooting when you might have a valuable EXTRA hostage? Fire a warning shot. Shoot into the ground at their feet. But don’t…

Bingo. Stupid, lazy writing to give a character an ‘arc.’ And those who are saying Carol was stupid for wanting to leave? That was just sense. Maggie as the badass? Nope nope nope.

To be fair, the problems being solved in the two scenarios were completely different. In Japan, the situation was an emergency. In the U.S., the situation was New Jersey.

It used to be that we had near 100% employment...in agriculture. Were the 1800s that much better a century for humanity?

Hey, I’m pretty sure if you offer him an olive branch he’ll accept your apology.