Didn’t he learn anything from everyone’s favorite Everlasting Know-it-all, Yogurt? It’s all about MERCHANDISING! MERCHANDISING! Come on Keaton, embrace the concept of Beetlejuice the FLAMETHROWER!!!

Disney Exec: “Ron Howard will surely make an insightful documentary about Jim Henson!”

Yeah the article mentions how the docs got all the surviving Beach Boys together, or unprecedented access to Henson’s family and inner circle, and then wonders why the resulting docs aren’t hit pieces that dig into all the dirty secrets.

Luca rules fight me.

It’s very chicken-egg to me, in the sense that the Black Keys are known and long-lived enough that you could fill an arena off $30 tickets, but not $200 ones.

“...and that little boy whom nobody liked grew up to be... Roy Cohn Donald Trump.”

This is a very weird and bad take on this situation

We needed more satire glee like the first 13

was gonna say, at least dudes all got paid when rock made them hang around, banked some union hours. 

I can’t fathom what she’ll believe next. Maybe talk about skull shapes.

She’s already had the job in a meta sorta way on 30 rock.

As a big Tina Fey fan - I will give anything that she is associated with a go - I actually wouldn’t want her to take over as showrunner for SNL. It feels like it would be such a massive job that she’d not have time to do anything else and then we all lose. It’s not like she’d be writing the show. 

rooted in her firing from Star Wars series The Mandalorian

People definitely should speak out against racism in general, but it isn’t necessarily always the right time/move for a white guy to weigh in about racism when the focus is on the words of Black folks. In other words, “we really need to hear what a white guy thinks about this” is exactly the kind of thing that a lot…

The Rock has carny running through his blood, the feud with Diesel could have been complete or partial kayfabe, we’ll never really know.

I read it that way, too! I was like, “Holy shit, what did Tom Holland do to abuse her!” They got me.

To the people pushing for Holland to make a statement, I’m not convinced that won’t just tell anonymous racist dipshits online that they can get the attention of a Marvel superhero if they’re just terrible enough.

Billy Connolly? I mean, weren’t they all nerds, there was Asian nerd (his parents accidentally hire one of his classmates to babysit him), big nose nerd, fat nerd. Am I missing someone? 

He didn’t reveal who those “certain people” (plural!) actually were and it seems unlikely that he will in the future, but for the record, his co-stars for the majority of the show were Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Jane Kaczmarek, and Christopher Masterson.

Maybe Cohen’s an a**, maybe he’s not. But if you break big playing a character called “Fat Amy” you can’t be too surprised if your follow-up role is focused on you being fat.