I mean, is it “deflecting” to the unions if this request is really something that should’ve come from the unions to begin with?

Zaslav is just another variation of the surname Zoidberg

Pennyworth is real? Is there going to be a Utility Belt movie since reality is cribbing from Teen Titans Go To The Movies?

What? The price of goods and services goes up over time? When did this start happening?

I heard Pacino left a Russian hat behind at his audition so he could return and get a second audition.  PaaaaaaaaaaaaCino.

I was about to say. Does the writer think movies just get made magically without cost?

“Do you hate movies & TV? Can you cut & paste from news articles you find on internet? Do you have zero original ideas? Great! You’re hired”

If your home alarm system is worth what you paid for it, it will warn you early enough that you can arm yourself and activate your EMP. This will render their vehicles, radios, nighvision scopes, drones, and bodycameras non-functional. It may also render their weapons unusable, but you won’t know this until they don’t…

Forget the shitty movies, anyone who dresses like Kevin Smith should completely avoid the phrase “bad look” no matter the context. 

The Creator is well known for inappropriate behavior. He’s rumored to have knocked up this inexperienced girl named Mary about 2000 years ago.

I thought the same thing...but now I realize it does not say she turned down the hush money.

This site as much as accused Ellie Kemper of being a neo-Nazi, but sure, let’s go out of our way to avoid defaming Dan Schneider. 

Unlike his victims at the time, apparently.

‘Every kid out there would kill for an opportunity like the one you’ve got. You’re very lucky, Jennetter.’”

1000% it’s to avoid getting sued.  She’ll probably still get sued.

“skew" isn't absolute. Blowjobs "skew" female-given, but that doesn't mean men don't give them.  Everyone's all "the world should look like meeeeee".  Cool out.  The general is not the particular. Trends exist. 

One would hope he pays a lawyer(s) to read every sentence.

somewhat paradoxically lazy and incredibly overwritten

COCK! BALLS!