Mate, it’s the Oscars. It’s not a “bunch of movie geeks”.

“Board of Governors” is pretty high & lofty sounding for “A Bunch of Movie Geeks”.

Look, it’s simple: Chris Rock gets to slap Will Smith once. Then Will Smith gets to make one joke about Chris Rock’s wife’s appearance in the form of a reference to a movie character. It can all take place at a specially-televised event and broadcast live. Justice is done, accounts are settled, everybody wins.

Gotta be hard to get that money.  Herbert knew it.

Needs to get Herbert Kornfeld on those accounts pay’bo bitches, for sure.

Thank you!

Yeah. Smith inserted himself into a story that had nothing to do with him.

How about they change it to just “The Rock” category and Dwayne Johnson wins it every year? 

Sir, this is an Ar...oh you already know, carry on.

Taylor all but said he still used, just had let it gotten out of hand the time he overdosed. Dude was a grown ass man, he is responsible for his choices. 

It’s hard to contemplate a Taylor-less Foo Fighters.  They really had no other options.

Rock Cold Cocked in Oscars Shock

Should have been The Mitchells!

There are far too many EGOT winners to consider it an impressive achievement. An even greater achievement would be having exactly two People’s Choice Awards, two Oscars, and two Emmys. We can call them POOPEE winners.

Don’t worry, she always uses one of her trademark invisible condoms. Unless she forgets. It’s hard to tell.

Oh, so we’re expecting research from AV Club now?

DoorDash is not the bad guy here. The Girl Scouts made the decision to partner with them, so folks should redirect their animosity where it belongs.

Again Girl scouts of America chose to partner with doordash they weren’t forced. Doordash is a service people want for the convenience and are willing to pay the extra fees. If you can’t afford it or don’t agree with fees it’s simple don’t use it. Go get your own food no need to complain. To each they’re own if…

It’s just unbelievable how this evil doordash company wrote and signed a contract and put it in to effect without anyone in the whole scouts organization having any say at all in the whole thing and now girlscouts are not even allowed to eat their own cookies anymore cause that awful doordash company has taken all…