While I love the idea of a Javelin, I’m going to go further back in the way back machine. The Hudson Hornet. 3 time NASCAR champ. Immortalized in Disney’s Cars. Cool looks, history, heritage. This is the right answer.

May I submit for your consideration, the Amphicar. It’s a car! It’s a boat! It’s not really good at being either! And it’s ugly...

We all know the correct answer is the Audi Quattro.

The guy who takes up the entire double or triple pump lane with the bro-dozer towing a 35-foot trailer laden with recreational vehicles and 5 10-gallon gas cans and has to fill every freaking this with gas while blocking the only diesel pump at the station.

The correct answer would be a lightly used 718 Cayman in Racing Yellow.

Lancia used to make incredibly bonkers cars like the Stratos and Type-037. Now it’s just this crapcan. I really hope that they inject something into resurrecting the brand someday.

The lack of fake woodgrain on the exterior of cars.  Bring back fake wood-sided vehicles!

Or slam it to the ground, same effect. I once saw a 1-ton dually (I think it was a chevy) absolutely slammed to the ground.  How the hell you gonna tow/haul anything with that useless turd?

Or slam it to the ground, same effect. I once saw a 1-ton dually (I think it was a chevy) absolutely slammed to the ground.  How the hell you gonna tow/haul anything with that useless turd?

“Drive it like you stole it” does take a toll on cars...

The Dodge Challenger is the correct answer.  

The original Acura TSX.  It’s a handsome sedan with good proportions and nice lines and it just looked right.  It was a pretty good car too, one of my former co-workers had one and let me drive it once.  Nice ride.  The “facelift” with the beak nose kinda ruined it.

Every cab ride I’ve ever had in NYC. They all think they’re the next Michael Schumaker, or at least drive like it. Seriously, you’re taking the risk they you may or may not arrive in one piece, if at all the way they drive.

What is the actual payment the bank expects, or how much do I actually pay? There’s a delta there. See, on my ‘21 Bronco Badlands (4door, soft top) the bank expects a payment of $474/mo. I traded in my 2500 Ram which I owned outright, so the financed amount wasn’t too bad. BUT, I actually pay $1000/mo. and will have…

Came for this, was not disappointed.

Hmmmm, I didn’t see “Bitchin’ Camaro” yet...

Came for this, was not disappointed.

One note, if it’s going to be left out unprotected for any period of time, DO NOT go with a soft top.  That’s just inviting trouble with leaks and whatnot.

Every Mercedes-Benz. Especially the G-500. Can’t stand any of them. Sure, they used to have the build quality of a bank vault, but any more, I just can’t see them as anything other than overpriced crap.

Lancia Type 037