@Jon: This is the only way I'll ever go back to playing madden after 2004. God MTG is so much better than football.

I bet thats what spacemen drive on intergalactic highways eating freeze dried ice cream.

@pettiblay: hmm I always thought the sms part came afterward, chime in with that "the more you know" music here.

@vinterchaos: docs, pdfs, mp3s, hanging files, what kinda file crap has he spewed? To give you the benefit of the doubt, most people on tv are crazy as shit.

@TanyaRei: Thats absolute horse shit. Lemme guess you're white. Hows that white privilege treatin ya? Is it because there is a Black President people just think they can spew whatever ignorant shit they want on some reverse racism bullshit, excuse me, horseshit?

@vinterchaos: it must've been when he said he was gonna cut that white beezy Taylor Swift and proclaimed Black Supremacy. Its a real stretch to say what he did was racist, dude was drinkin that henn rock and wanted his mentor's wifey to win. He was dating a white girl at the time if you don't recall.

@Ldubbz: I co-sign the shit out of your comment. However, most underground heads and b-boys don't like kanye and think he's a bit of a sellout, femme and question his sexuality. I could care less as long as he makes good music. Kanye is a real original dude and it comes through in his music. Fuck a Taylor Swift, I…

@92BuickLeSabre: follow Ice-T's @FINALLEVEL twitter, the guy is always bein gangsta.

@searching with my good eye closed: speaking of which, michael vick is getting his own reality show, wtf is wrong with humanity?

@Gary_7vn: He does have a blog, he uses that too. It doesn't matter how long a tweet is. The only reason people keep it under 140 characters is because most people won't read anything longer. Just as you said its a tweet, which are meant to be short. Kanye just doesn't give a fuck.

@LightPress: yeah they could have at least made an x-wing dock or something of the sort and then have the r2d2 droid2 stand up vertically upright where it belongs.

@dagwud: In C-3PO's defense, I don't know that many people would buy a gold phone.

@jmeltzer: So I hate it when I get several responses that say the same thing. I retract my comment since everyone else already chimed in.

@jvac88: In either Japan or Korea, I can't recall, they use sausage as a stylus in cold weather. I don't know if it would work with a pepperoni stick. But when you're done using it you can always eat it.

You had me at the inclusion of the top. I could just imagine myself taking that thing around wherever I go and spinning it. Then when it falls over sighing a breath of relief all the while people that have seen the movie are looking on a little mindfucked. At which point I would snatch the top away and walk away…

I love this idea, but using charcoal means that you'd have fat dripping down onto the coal underneath. That would cause the coal to spit up ashes onto the burger. I think this would work great for hotdogs though, not brats or sausages though because again, the grease dripping. I guess we'll have to wait for the…

@jmeltzer: Its UV coated so the light won't effect the quality of the beer or make it "skunky."

@ps61318: hahahahaha, your response was even better than your original post, lol.

@norway32: eww grilled ants.

Yeah I totally don't use iTunes anyways. I would if I were a dj and had to use Serrato Scratch + but I only collect records to listen to, not for others. I really don't see why everyone loves the hell out of iTunes. I use torrents for music and when that music turns out to be good instead of just one or two hits…