Paul can play her oblivious husband, and Zouks can be the crazy magical relative who’s the cause of every 22-minute problem JDR has to solve. Get Jessica St. Claire in there, too, as a wacky neighbor. Maybe she can be married to Rob Huebel. Just cast the whole thing with HDTGM all-stars.

“The AV Club: We’re not even remotely pretending to try at this point.”

“Eh... I probably won’t watch it”

If there are flashbacks to Peru, there had better be a Home for Retired Bears in there. That’s the cinematic universe I’m here for.

More than one, actually, and they’re great. 

Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

Russell Crowe / The Pope’s Exorcist

the gun was reportedly damaged in the initial investigation

Is it too early (or late) to push for that “Galavant” revival?

My barbershop is also a for-profit company doing business because it wants to make money. When my barber picks up the mirror after cutting my hair, I tend to just say my hair looks good, without falling into a pissy little lecture about capitalism.

They were also in the third season of Miracle Workers together.

So...are Ruby’s moms actually just going to freeze to death? They kept setting that up and then the ceiling was never fixed.

At the risk of sounding hopelessly square and plebeian, I actually like Lee’s recording; it’s just an unpretentious ditty of people having fun, and it’s over in two minutes. Pretty much the platonic ideal of a secular Christmas song.

The most profitable film of the year was basically a feminist screed.

If it’s starting to feel a little sandier than usual in here, there’s a reason

Why don’t we let Britta sing her awkward song? 

I didn’t realize The Constant was a Christmas episode. That’s one of the best hours of TV ever.

I think I enjoyed every Christmas episode of The Middle, but the “A Simple Christmas” is my favorite.  Painfully true-to-life, but funny.

The Twilight Zone - Night of the Meek gets me every time.