Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

Russell Crowe / The Pope’s Exorcist

the gun was reportedly damaged in the initial investigation

Is it too early (or late) to push for that “Galavant” revival?

My barbershop is also a for-profit company doing business because it wants to make money. When my barber picks up the mirror after cutting my hair, I tend to just say my hair looks good, without falling into a pissy little lecture about capitalism.

They were also in the third season of Miracle Workers together.

So...are Ruby’s moms actually just going to freeze to death? They kept setting that up and then the ceiling was never fixed.

At the risk of sounding hopelessly square and plebeian, I actually like Lee’s recording; it’s just an unpretentious ditty of people having fun, and it’s over in two minutes. Pretty much the platonic ideal of a secular Christmas song.

The most profitable film of the year was basically a feminist screed.

If it’s starting to feel a little sandier than usual in here, there’s a reason

Violins, regardless of size, are just not the best instrument with which to express apathy.  I’d try a woodwind.  Perhaps a clarinet or an oboe.

an entire body of work steeped in the belief that toxic masculinity is the organizing principle of the cosmos

Especially if she brought her usual doesn’t-give-a-shit energy to the role. She’s going to take over the universe but she’s not thrilled about it.

EITHER PUT THE DAMN JACKET ON OR NOT. LEARN TO DRESS YOURSELF. THIS IS WHY YOU’RE NOT AS FAMOUS AS YOUR BROTHER.

I used to joke about there being so many streaming services they should band together and make a service called "cable" but it seems like the streamers are taking the bold option of making a worse service than cable

Why don’t we let Britta sing her awkward song? 

I didn’t realize The Constant was a Christmas episode. That’s one of the best hours of TV ever.

I think I enjoyed every Christmas episode of The Middle, but the “A Simple Christmas” is my favorite.  Painfully true-to-life, but funny.

The Twilight Zone - Night of the Meek gets me every time.