Black Sheep (2006). Probably the world’s only sheep-based zombie/werewolf movie (weresheep movie?). It knows exactly how silly the idea of homicidal sheep is, which leads to some good jokes, some bad jokes, some unbelievably tasteless jokes, and a lot of extremely well done make-up and special effects. It has some…

Sure, I believe that was on her album Whitney Loves Netflix, along with “I Will Always Love Netflix,” “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (With Somebody Like Netflix),” and “I Get So Emotional (About Netflix).”  

Johnny, I'm fairly certain Disney dumped you because you went full late period Brando for the last Pirates - ridiculously overpaid and yet barely bothering to show up to repeat lines fed through an earpiece. 

The scene where she tells off the demon possessing the baby should just be an embarrassing piece of absurdity. And yet she made it genuinely moving. 

Oh, that’s sad.  Jessica and Benson are one of the great sitcom friendships.  She’s daffy, he’s surly, and yet they always clearly adored each other.  

Looking over her credits, she does seem like a good fit for a well made genre show - things like Lucifer, The Originals, The Flash, Grimm, Sleepy Hollow, Gotham (I mean, those last two may be very silly shows but they always looked great).  

If we’re going to talk about dicey workplace behavior I think you would also have to include Gina’s super inappropriate comments about Terry, which they kept doing long after the gross Charles/Rosa stuff got quashed. But really I think they rightly steered away from those things a while ago. I liked the episode a lot,…

Those little speeches outside of the door represented the broadest, dumbest idea of who each of those characters is: loud and kooky, too smart for her own good, flighty and dumb, just plain unbearable. I so wanted that plot to be over. Hell, I even prefered the lazy stoner jokes in the job interview. 

Without the bittersweet ending it’s just the story of a woman who dumps a perfectly nice, handsome dude for a moody hot mess of a human being.

At the risk of enraging the Gosling brigades, I also think Garner was way more hunky at that age than Gosling. 

Hey now, hasn't it been established that Hitchcock and Scully are really good at paperwork? 

I always think of him as the way more convincing Robin Hood from the early 90s.

I have no idea what that description means but that’s a good cast.

Holiday special, dude. Don't erase Life Day.

Loved Penny Dreadful. Love Lane in the right role. This feels like a weird character for him. 

“A shaved orangutan”? Let’s maybe not compare other people to apes. There’s a lot of ugly history there.  

Have you seen the Dietrich movie The Garden of Allah? It is a deeply silly but kind of fascinating melodrama about a monk who falls in a love with an heiress in the North African desert (which was actually Yuma, Arizona).  

I was really not expecting a Lumiere Brothers film in this What’s On Tonight but why not? It could set off an endless Oscars montage about “trains in movies” (let’s see, you’d have to have The General, Murder on the Orient Express, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Greatest Show on Earth, The Fugitive . . . I’m sure…

I’m pretty sure my admiration for Hepburn’s sunglasses and headscarves game in that movie helped confirm my gayness to myself. So maybe Titus has a point. 

After hearing the sad news about Stanley Donen spent part of the day rewatching two of his movies. Give a Girl a Break is a pretty minor movie but it’s breezy fun, has terrific dancing (including Fosse in a surprisingly sweet performance and a great rooftop dance with the Champions), and Debbie Reynolds at her most…