Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

“the depiction of Mr. Walton (failing) to celebrate what is most emblematic of his past accomplishment”

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

Didn’t Ortiz do steroids?

We should ban all Neoplasms from entering the country!

Yes! By putting Edgar Martinez in!

Fear is the entire object of terrorism (it’s conveniently located right in the very word). Every time we overreact or change our ideals in the light of a terrorist act, we are complying with the wishes of the terrorist.

Torts is I guess the best option for an American coach, but has been on such a downslide ever since he got the boot from the Rangers.

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

It never mattered if they win or lost, as long as they stood for the Anthem. Good job, guys!

It’s actually really simple. The administration (I’m talking U. president) has no idea what it’s doing regarding the athletic department, which leads to unqualified unprovens running the show, who hire more idiots. In particular, nothing but incest hires of current/former Trojans that in most cases no other serious…

I wish I could stretch my ballsack as far as your argument...

I WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE GOTHS WILL PAY FOR IT! -Emperor Trumpicus Maximus 416 C.E.

The Orioles will host the Red Sox for three more games this week

The Bears are the Bills with less fun tailgating.

The Browns will also destroy the cardboard box of the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel.

“The Browns, at No. 2...”

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.