+1 Second Round Caps loss

I’m sure ownership and the front office will make the right decisions to turn this thing around.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

Why is this shit being cross-posted to Deadspin? It’s Monday morning - could we maybe get something about, I dunno, football?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

I wore sweatpants about 95% of days in high school. When I wore anything else, even just jeans, people would freak out and tell me how nice I looked.

Shot by confused poachers.

Unsurprisingly, this is how Rex and Rob Ryan unwind after games.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

There’s no team in baseball more grateful than the Yankees that Ortiz is retiring.

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

First they came for the Funnels, and I said nothing because I was drunk.

In the end, they had to resort to having Jerry Remy’s son to kill the door operator.

Wow really surprised of all people to take responsibility it would be the folks at Shirk Photography.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.