Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

I follow my father’s sage advice in these matters: never root for southern teams or teams from Texas. Unless they’re playing the Red Sox , then we’re behind them 100%.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE beat the Giants.

No thanks. I’d rather root for Clown Rape.

Not a Mets fan (I root for the Evil Empire) but I think they have a really good chance tonight—the only thing the Giants REALLY have over the Mets is the aura of the “even year championship run” or the intangibles like veteran world series experience.

In fairness when they yell “go back to your country” Toronto fans usually mean America.

Saltiest Fans in Baseball.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Boston, you have one minute to reply.

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Counterpoint: No.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

IT WAS A CATCH

Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.