Got that wrong. You need a Destroyer with one Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

no one is being robbed.  they are controlling access to their waterways.

I never voted for her and I hate this state for voting her in.

you live a mile from school. walk when it is nice, have a friend pick you up when it isn’t. or buy a true beater for those days. a nice old honda accord with snow tires should do the trick. pocket the rest and go to europe the summer after you graduate (which if you’re getting 20 large from the folks to spend here…

Almost-lifelong SoCal resident who’s spent the last 2 years in Indiana. Can say that in spite of the mind-numbing traffic jams, I would take an LA driver over the assholes seemingly behind every steering wheel here in Indiana. Like the ‘Ohio shuffle’, tailgating here is so commonplace as to be unremarkable. Everyone…

Yep. The modern GOP. “Government so small, it can fit in your bedroom! Or your children’s pants.”

I think they fired him because he’s sitting around posting stupid shit instead of earning that $10M/yr.

What is metal fatigue, Alex?

Texas hey? Wasn’t the GOP against Biden budget on infrastructure?

I’m not much of a Euro car guy, but the 190E has always been a favorite.  

Uh, it’s the process of aging?

(I smartened up and moved to FL)

Mark Harmon the actor was a HS All-American QB going into UCLA. He had the following interaction while riding the bench:

If you live on Long Island and drive into Manhattan on a daily basis you deserve every bad thing that happens to you, and worse.

The media, they want to put it on me but at the end of the day it’s like, I don’t think it’s moreso about that. I think it’s moreso about stepping up to figure out what the problem is and I can take that. I can take stepping up to figure out what the problem is.

WTF are you on about? Real trees stay in the ground for 3-15 years depending on the variety and height, and are immediately replanted the next season. They don’t require fertilizer, do not require pesticides and are usually sold hyper-locally (certainly not shipped from China). They can be recycled into mulch and are…

Yes, but dont sully your fireplace with them.  Just set ‘em ablaze where they sit.

Yea I was thinking the same. Its more like

Chris Evans says hi.