Generalissimo, I need friends but I always disappoint; it’s my superpower. I’m almost outta scotch and dry vermouth, and I’m sure they don’t put those in food bank emergency hampers.

It just occurred to me to try the dark side alone, in coffee.

If you get a boozy cream itch but have a tendency to forget the bottle after you scratch with some coffee, try a white chocolate cream liqueur instead.

Gotta justify those massive militarized police budgets somehow.

Under current Wisconsin law, despite the fact that minors cannot legally consent to sexual activity until they turn 18, minors acting as prostitutes can still face criminal prosecution. A proposal moving forward in the state Legislature could change that.

Just going to leave this here...

Always have an excuse they afford no one else.

Please add Dr. to Betty Shabazz’s name. She earned that...just as Dr. King did.

Since we are reminiscing about ‘72, I hated how you couldn’t get any white onions back then because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Look at all that sidewall. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.

In ‘72, 63 cents could also get you a brand new Sears, Roebuck and Co. Automatic Oyster-Shucker with optional Crab-Shucker Adapter. I’ve had mine for years, and despite the fact that it runs on gasoline and thus stinks up the kitchen pretty good, it’s probably the best crab-disemboweling appliance I’ve ever used.

(at the time, Gyllenhaal was 10 years her senior).

For this I will refer you to my comment on previous coverage:

In the very first sentence the article establishes that Marilyn Manson is in fact Brian Warner. Marilyn Manson is a fictional persona. Brian Warner allegedly committed these crimes. Therefore it is important to strip away the celebrity façade and reinforce the fact that it wasn’t an act.  It wasn’t part of a show. …

Nigel Tufnel has already ordered one to connect his guitar to his amp. Thinking 12, maybe even 13 is within reach. 

This 93
and this BMW

I’ll still have the GTR. the Corvette brand is so stained to me

You really can’t turn this around into ‘perhaps it is u who are petty’ - the guy gleefully harassed and targeted minorities, and much of his anguish was that his website matured (to a degree) while he didn’t. The Something Awful website bankrolled his entire lifestyle even as he grifted and complained server costs…

I knew she was kinda weird and dumb, but now I know she’s a complete dipshit asshole! Thanks, Shailene!

You’re only thinking the outside. Lots of subs are nuclear. They require reactor cooling, unusual operating chemicals, and unconventional maintenance. While it might not hit the full -100F everywhere, there are instances where parts of the sub could experience temperatures colder than ocean water outside, and into…