“Bronco Raptor” sounds ridiculous. I can’t wait to see the logo that incorporates these two, wholly dissimilar beasts.

Half the time I see that with 4WD vehicles, it’s from people who don’t know that they manually have to activate 4WD. That’s another hurdle to actually making the most of all your driven wheels.

Really hope your car has all wheel braking though. If it doesn’t you should definitely get that checked out.

“Yes, some modern torque-vectored AWD systems will selectively route power to different wheels in order to maximize your grip when turning and even to help you rotate, but very few will fully decouple the front end to leave those tires free for steering. AWD is, primarily, about putting power to the ground through more…

That line should be the mantra for anyone working in crowd control.

That floor crowd didn’t how to act.

This is why I stay away from crowds.

I think that’s still giving us too much credit.

Thank you for this. “I have Satan in hard-to-reach places” will now be my new response to almost every question I get asked at work. 

Negligent homicide is, in fact, a crime.

Found Portnoys burner account.

Say you don’t know a thing about singing and vocal training without saying you don’t know a thing about singing and vocal training.

“Hi...I’m Larry and this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.

Very much agree with this! You beat me to it.

Nothing says “Master Race” like this example. 

Golds Gym, hahahahaha!  The irony.  

You want to point to a styling masterpiece that the Japanese can swell with pride over, this is it.  Period.

and even that his life “would be much easier” as a Republican, he inexplicably claimed, “I don’t think the Rs would be any more happier [sic] with me than the Ds right now.”

WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED!!!

This will definitely be going to the Supreme Court and getting a new trial because there’s no fucking way you can let the defense call the victims “looters” and “arsonists” when there’s no evidence they were looting or committing arson, but you won’t let the prosecutors call the victims “victims,” because we…

You literally just read a quote about how it also happened in the 80s, and you still felt the need to make a stupid Common Core comment?