It’s times like these that I always turn to the wisest man in history.

In the video we can see where whatever debris Donald ran over punctured the plastic pan under the car, a pan that’s more there for aero purposes than protection. It’s not a skid plate.

I’m sorry, the brass will what now?

Worst Amy Schumer sketch ever.

Where's Richard Widmark when you need him?

So, let’s say one person goes to the Sky Deck of the Willis Tower looks out then goes back down, is that person not allowed to say that they’ve been to the top of the Sears Tower?

$7000 if you want it, $10,000 if you don’t want it. 

Ugh, gaslighting is one of those terms where I feel like if there were some way to track correct and incorrect usage it would be 75% incorrect.

It’s impossible to look at those pics of her smiling and not get caught up in her joy. This is exactly the story I needed today

Hell yeah. More rural-Appalachian games, especially some of that good Appalachian horror. We’ve had more than enough LA, Chicago, and New York based games, give me some of the backwoods storytelling.

She is one of those kids who will write her own ticket. Between the spelling, math (in addition to her division skills it said one of her hobbies was doing math with her grandpa, which almost made me cry, it’s so wholesome), and athletics, she will go anywhere and do whatever she wants to do, and I am HERE FOR IT.…

*JAW DROP*

Ms Haack looks foxy.  I don’t mean that in the traditional sense.  She looks just like an anonymous Fox News anchor/correspondent. 

fwiw, we have Virginia Creeper and it also requires vigorous pruning. it grows so fast i swear you can see it grow. it also sends up runners and is pretty invasive, too, so i think in more water-rich environments you would want to keep an eye on it.

Everything old is new again.

Sounds like he had too much wedding wine and the guest switched him to Twisted Tea!