Haribo Goldbears are the best plane food: they require hard chewing so they are great for relieving pressure, they can be given to small children if you are afraid they might swallow gum, no odors to annoy fellow passengers, and the fun of biting their heads off and pretending it was the guy across the aisle (yeah you,…

Thought I would love the AWD, but honesty it hardly ever activates, just really don’t need it.

Before anyone thinks of doing this, please consider:

Did your mind just explode into a cacophony of disco sounds because Dave legit just dropped a bomb on us (pun completely intended)?!

Please; please; please change the title of this article.

I’d like to know which trash here starred the OP’s first post.

Oh, I see, it’s an anti-Semitic thing. Great. For those browsing, that piece of bread up there has the subtle image of that old-school evil Jew caricature that you can Google if you really want to see it. I’m not going to ban you yet, may as well let other readers see who you are, and what this is about.

Trust me, if a brand-new, high-profile combustion car just caught on fire like this, we’d write about that, too

“Who set my filters to ‘ghoul adjacent?’”

190E Cosworth, or GTFO.

As someone who spent more than a couple summers at Camp LeJeune where said “MIL-SPEC” temperature control was in operation, I think your faith is sorely misplaced.

I thought you meant Mercedes Streeter. But then I thought that would seem out of context because Porsche doesn’t make a school bus. So, yeah, this makes much more sense.

I’m partial to Broken Arrow since they sampled one of my favorite childhood movies growing up The Point, original song by Harry Nilsson. It’s sad to hear he’s gone, but a great reminder to listen to this and their other albums again.

Wendy tried to take ownership of our journey of self-discovery and say Brat was attracted to her (attempt at a power move). Given how that set the stage for their interaction, Brat was well within her rights to swat both of those notions away.

wendy really did all the straight girl cliche lines when a girl friend comes out:
- am i your type
- would you date me
- did/do you like me
- what if i was gay
- what if i was single

You had one job, Covid!

If I’ve learned anything in my 32 years on this godforsaken earth, it’s that the worst people seem to live the longest.