Infinitely comfortable AND fast with the EcoBoost.

Weird. Most people’s whining sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher, but yours — perhaps due to topic — sounds like modem noise. Just way less informative.

To quote my mom when some calls about her cable package:

Amen. If you’re going to say it, say it with your whole chest, son. No wonder their little therapy group is acronymed U.C.B.S. That’s damn-sure all I see.

Agreed. Getting full consensus anywhere is nigh impossible. Doubly so once anything political is involved. Besides, this is hardly the first qualm about a presidential library placement. Picture it — Sicily, 1927 Palo Alto, 1986:

Totally understood. Just a riffing on language with my tongue in my cheek. :)

A damn-fine reference.

• Chappelle’s Show, S1E10 “Piss on You”: March 2003

Nah, nah, nah. Get your story straight, Googs.

Oh!, oh! Things A White Person Could Never Say In Brooklyn Before 2000!

Fuck a transcript. McGruder seent this coming since the aughts.

You are just the worst best. Star.

Came for this. However, that proposed edit satisfies both pizazz and accuracy.

Welp, there goes my night <queues up trilogy>...

Erykah Badu sez:

Hillsborough County Election Integrity Committee (HCEIC)

I will never not star a Delta 88.

‘Furlongs of a degree’ is just... excellent.

I’m torn. Thank you for calling attention to that horrific wannabe MMAcho-Man haircut, but No Thank You for making me continue thinking about it.

Now that Minaj has perfected wagging the dog, can’t wait for her to drop her new single, “Shook That Bitch”.