Since Nicki’s obviously big on nine-letter tracks — Pinkprint, Super Bass, Hard White, Starships... — maybe the soundtrack to this fiasco is:

Nice catch. And speaking of sweet-ass places for car-watching, St. Gallen and Konstanz both have unicorns and fun weekenders a-plenty. Always keep your camera ready around the Bodensee.

This. Because if the Bronco Raptor is the “Braptor”, the Bronco Warthog is the BBRRRRRRRRAPtor.

Really? Any 15 minute ride through Chicago’s Northwest Suburbs yields at least 2 Bronco sightings. And, no kidding, even-money on it being driven by a 17-18 year old on her way to track practice.

The team got a better sense of its size and learned that one of its lobes is larger than the other.

Re: Mulaney/Munn: I’m out.

Trump also tweeted that California needed better “Forrest [sic] Management” in 2019

I pray this doesn’t metastasize into a full-blown Girther Movement.

Ooh. Could have used the extra space to spell AMBIVALANCE (sic) when out-of-service.

C’mon, dude. Don’t be a prick.

Please. I need one month without this conversation in my house:

Sooner or later, Shamus and Veronica will be more upset at the actual violence...

100. BTW, don’t stationwagons make better grocery-getters than bullshit-bearers?

My sole candy soft-spot is for the original Peanut Butter Twix. Easily shareable; excellent straight from the package or frozen; quality ice cream mix-in; and, when split lengthwise horizontally, they end up as two treats: a bar-length Reese’s cup (top) and a chocolate dipped shortbread (bottom).

Hooo, that Monique gif. To paraphrase Killer Mike on RTJ’s “Get It”:

If you needed any more proof that the Mediocre Un-Melanated Masses™ aren’t afraid of doing their fuckshit on camera, now they’re doing it Bill O’Reilly-style:

No. You bred ‘em, you get ‘em.

I appreciate the research & reply. In part because it allows me to remain arm’s-distance from Tucker’s origin story, which I honestly thought was when Strom Thurmond Pinocchio’ed Tucker into existence, masturbating to pics of Eva Braun while eating a KlanKone — white bread with two eye-holes rolled into a funnel cone…

Wait. So are you saying his name is Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson... and he wasn’t even born a Swanson?!

He also plugged his Substack, which is $60 a year for annual members but encourages $300 a year for “Founding Member” status.