Ahem.

Do not put your things on my car.

The most “magical” part of these abominations is how simply seeing a photo of them makes my teeth hurt.

All the best to Yianni. He seems to be in that awesome, enviable spot of dad-dom: safety-conscious, budget-conscious, fun-conscious, and rational about the mix. So, IMO...

I firmly believe Paul Mooney said it best is a viable response to every life event.

Roof’s lawyers argued during his appeal that he should not have been allowed to represent himself during sentencing, which is a critical phase of his trial. They said that he managed to successfully prevent jurors from hearing evidence about his mental health, “under the delusion,” his attorneys argued, that “he would…

“As she entered adulthood, struggling with mental illness, substance [ab]use problems, unstable housing, and poverty, Ms. Poole Franklin began having problems with the law,” [Mr. Harrold] wrote.

This. Polestar checks so many of my boxes, and that approach is a huge one. So irked their 2-on-Tour series isn’t slated for Chicagoland though.

Hm. So, a non-Chicagolander vegetarian who used forms of I/me/my 11 times.

Lacked acumen & talent... failed to compete... bought out their more popular, innovative peers...

Better this than Underworld, but yeah, don’t.

Welp. Small consolation it doesn’t read:

Geez, put the dude on trial, why dontcha.

To the odd troll who squeezed this from its mental-toothpaste tube:

Convince him that Proposition H is a threat to Georgia, but slide in as much Preparation H/hemorrhoid innuendo onto the teleprompters as possible. Hilarity ensues.

Assumptions are awful but I mean, yeah: ‘Julie Blanchard’? She’s basically last name: I only eat boiled carrots; first name: I always dot my ‘i’ with a lil’ heart!

I assume the Youths will be ‘tasting the rainbow’ this summer with 4-shot flights of Red Bull & Vodka, HMD, Blue Kamikazes and Purple Drank?

Whew, are you a sight for sore eyes. Welcome Back.

Aw, they’s fine. Them’s just getting ready to fight some Decepticons.

I believe I’m case# 7,544,806 of two sets of parents bidding on our gently-used 5MT Corolla S trade-in as soon as we pulled it onto the lot.