Trump supporters criticized authorities for charging McKinney, arguing that his shot protected rallygoers by scaring the car away

Yeah, this really deserves more focus, but not surprise:

Let us not ignore this story’s other burning question... an inquiry which stands evergreen since time immemorial:

Aw look, Blakey with the Bad Hair made word-salad:

Didn’t’cha’know? The Tommy Boy logo is just their artists’ contract in hieroglyphs:

From firsthand experience, racism in Lumberton, NC is about as schizophrenic as it gets: From snickering-behind-your-back/”Bless Your Heart” crap like this, to “Go get the cross, hoss”-level terrorism. I guess it still reflects that old dichotomy of Blacks & Whites working together in the lumber mills by daylight but…

Ever notice there’s always a “Rick” loitering at the intersection of Mediocre Blvd and Vengeful Street?

Cue shots of Sían with yellowing headlamps, an OSU plateholder, and half a rocker panel missing languishing on a patchy-ass Columbus, OH driveway.

This. However, I felt that what she said below may be the most honest thing she’s said to date as well as the most infuriating use of the word unfortunately. Note, I took the liberty of, ahem, translating every I/me:

Candace Owens is the Candyman of Candyland... and here’s her origin-story:

How is it that every day, there’s a new reason to like Chris Paul more? He was already a central Carolina legend — he can go wallet-free from Hickory to Burlington — and his HBCU support could not be more appreciated.

Peter Lorre’s Mad Love sourced so many of my favorite animated riffs, from Venture Bros.’ Baron Ünderbheit to every callback to Ray Gillette’s robotic hands in Archer — Krieger’s incessant “Jazz hands!!”, plus Cyril’s monologue in “Drastic Voyage Part 1":

I’m standing, and crying. Beautiful, Michael.

Rock Hill’s town motto is (swear to Rihanna): “No Room For Racism”. Now that absolutely belies the realities of daily life in upstate Souf’Cack, but maybe -- juuuust maybe -- Rock Hill is starting to live its best life.

Jeff Bezos in a cowboy hat :: an Arby’s-themed condom.

Sure, she’s a national treasure and self-avowed badass. I can’t help but feel that a 5 minute car-ride with her would induce me to return her to the drop point and surrender, if only for the peace and quiet of a prison cell.

“This is the first major pushback on the Big Tech companies that attacked us - for just thinking different,” Finman tweeted Thursday morning.

First glance screamed Popped-Collar Steve Bannon. Upon further inspection, the booth review says Quadruple-Chinned Kato Kaelin.

In some situations, you just don’t call the cops. You call Animal Control. To come scrape up that body.

So, Stepin FetchFoxit?