Wow. I truly had no idea how much of a fast-food anomaly Charlotte, NC had become. At my count, 19 joints have been mentioned in this thread with some caveats: namely, that Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. are conjoined twins, and Sheetz & Wawa pull double-duty as gas stations*. Plus, no mention of Smashburger (meh) which I’ll…

Uh... Congress, amirite?!

C’est la vie. Les gris vont gris.

Ah yes, Mr. Baklava. Mash the pedal on the 8-5-zero / Sound like the thunder crackin.

By facial expression alone, Mme. Macron is my gotdamn spirit-animal right here.

While I’m sure the Rotten Tomatoes score will be bad, what’s the over/under on the Rotten Milk score? Because, well, that seems the more apt scale to use.

100 this. Guillen is former Freightliner (Daimler!) so he knows his global truck divisions as well as anyone on the planet -- all the ones you mentioned plus MAN, Scania, DAF...

Argh, now is not the time for this trip down memory lane. But fine, if we’re doing this, let’s go:

O H! ......

My dad, a.k.a. Papa Bear, left a trove of cooking wisdom to me. But two bits of advice stuck out:

Impressive. Ms. Moreno managed to squeeze a lot of you and they and they’re in a screed that could have used more we and us and our. From ‘We are all colors’ to ‘They [should have] left it alone’ in a single breathtakingly sad breath.

In a better world, someone representing a true ‘institute of law and liberty’ would have said:

Check, please.

Greg Kelly is a tone-deaf toddler.

Yessssss. Keep... tightening... his... tie.........

So if Jezebel & Jalopnik are to be believed, 2021 will feature more undercarriage specs from Lorde than from Lordstown.

Whew, yep. Sarcasm so deep, it should be spelled with an h.

Lede pic checks out. Really, did anyone think these folks were heading toward the library?

Grody-ass sponges and the fuming parents of aspiring bakers want to know!!

Ahem. Mr. Murphy, the floor is yours...