I will never not be laughing at a $100 gas cap tether. Gotdayum. Is it herringbone or Cuban link?

Headline: America Has Always Had Sirens For “The Purge”

Simplest answer?: If your goal is to show the two speeds most relevant to the driver and the regulators — 55mph and 85mph — and using the fewest graduations, then starting at 10 then incrementing by 15 works beautifully.

If you listen closely, you can hear the quiet part being said aloud:

“... getting K-9s in the hands of vets that need ‘em...”

<cue commercial panning to Ricky Schroeder's face on a bus bench>

Writers from the L.A. Times reviewed chicken sandwiches.

1. Take his keys.

You, sir, strike me as someone who lives with reckless abandon. A baller, a shot-caller, and a yes-yes-ya’ller, as it were.

So... a literal Con-Air?        Upvoted.

Nice. Must be the lost scene to Indiana(polis) to Jones(borough) & The Last Cru(ising Altitude-)sade. 

I hate how right you are.

I investigate fraud professionally, and I find the most egregious thing about this story to be that her abode wasn’t dubbed The Shahlet.

Back the hell off, Borat. I will knife-fight you for wife-ing rights.

Cue the sound of a thousand Roombas singing the Hallelujah chorus.

Sigh. I Should’ve Known Better... than to click on to this story.

Amen. ‘Let he who hath not out-twerked thine pants cast the first rhinestone.’

There’s a really stupid joke in here:

Saab owner; can confirm. Night mode is the right answer.

ND. Might toss a few hundo his way for the passenger side doors and the tranny, just to get my Saabaru freshened up for its golden years.