I will never not be laughing at a $100 gas cap tether. Gotdayum. Is it herringbone or Cuban link?

Headline: America Has Always Had Sirens For “The Purge”

Simplest answer?: If your goal is to show the two speeds most relevant to the driver and the regulators — 55mph and 85mph — and using the fewest graduations, then starting at 10 then incrementing by 15 works beautifully.

If you listen closely, you can hear the quiet part being said aloud:

“... getting K-9s in the hands of vets that need ‘em...”

<cue commercial panning to Ricky Schroeder's face on a bus bench>

Writers from the L.A. Times reviewed chicken sandwiches.

1. Take his keys.

You, sir, strike me as someone who lives with reckless abandon. A baller, a shot-caller, and a yes-yes-ya’ller, as it were.

So... a literal Con-Air?        Upvoted.

Nice. Must be the lost scene to Indiana(polis) to Jones(borough) & The Last Cru(ising Altitude-)sade. 

I hate how right you are.

I investigate fraud professionally, and I find the most egregious thing about this story to be that her abode wasn’t dubbed The Shahlet.

Back the hell off, Borat. I will knife-fight you for wife-ing rights.

Sigh. I Should’ve Known Better... than to click on to this story.

Amen. ‘Let he who hath not out-twerked thine pants cast the first rhinestone.’

Saab owner; can confirm. Night mode is the right answer.

ND. Might toss a few hundo his way for the passenger side doors and the tranny, just to get my Saabaru freshened up for its golden years.

Quincy Jones made Rashida Jones. Shut it down. #hallpass

“I have long heard rumors that Hardee’s makes the best buttermilk biscuit in all of fast food, and I can now confirm that such rumors are plausible.”