Hating OM is our kink, and this is a safe space :-)

Oh my, what fresh hell was that?! No, no. I’ll just be thankful I missed it.

So...... the sEVen.

I know idiocy is universal, but the nexus of this gas-shortage being around Upstate South Carolina portends some epic videos. Basically a Florida Man/Nascar Dad “Watch this!” showdown.

Full disclosure: I have an unexplainable, long-rooted visceral dislike of Olivia Munn. And until now, that black hole of scorn has been light-years from the luminous love I feel for J. Mulaney.

The afterlife that Get A Life enjoyed as the subplot of Handsome Boy Modeling School’s So....How’s Your Girl? was really the chef’s kiss capper to the 90's.

Greene claimed that the encounter was her attempt to hold Democrats responsible for their policy proposals.

Miracle-workers. Saints, all. I want to send my teenage children to them.

“[...] So that will be interesting to see how that contributes to us on offense, too.”

Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

This story is brought to you by the letter “I” for insufferable and the number 0 for fucks given.

A (very, very belated) pro tip on getting rid of a Delta 88: The scrap yard will pay more for the metal than any dealer will give you for it. Our 81 Delta 88 Royale with the 5.7 V8 Diesel would have fetched ~$800 when we drove it onto the Ford lot in 1996. My salesman uncle drove it down to the city scrapyard where…

Is... is this really what’s baja pantie for the kids these days??

He’s right. Calling someone out of their name with a racial epithet is wrong. Calling them out with an anagram, however, is fair-play:

[...] noting that the left was “literally attacking the color of my skin.”

[emphasis mine, emphatic stupidity Tim Scott’s]

That’s cold. You know Tink-Tink can’t skip...

Ugh. That title might as well be “Unicorns in Captivity Politely Impale Problematic Unicorn-Catchers”.

Right?! They can’t walk the talk yet, but they’re out there trying to run like Usain Bolt Michael Johnson FloJo Jesse Owens ... fine, you name a really fast White person.

... a gene puddle ...