Anytime! Although... now my search history contains “Paula Deen image”, so your pleasure is my pain.

Come on, now. Even Mulaney knows you can’t snort the Titicaca.

Hunny, please. Us Old. White. Rich. Females have our own secret recipe!

[...] this is less of a tangent than a ballistic arc.

- KRS-One circa 1998. And ain’t a damn thing changed about that. Give it to ‘em, Queen.

How stupid you gotta be?

Big starred. And I hope Rennbow keeps exploding my search history by posting all of them. I mean seriously: Dark Olive Metallic and Python Green Chromaflair are #pantoneporn.

Let’s just all admit, the headline was clickbaity and effective (con) but it brought us all together (pro!). My bigger surprise is with RAINN itself. PYW seems a strange and striking vehicle to which they’ve hitched their wagon, a far cry from the safety/education/advocacy platform that made them so credible on & off…

Hm, must be nice. To just resign from your Blue Life when it no longer Matters more than your paycheck.

Um, wow. In what world is Officer Hot-Pockets not going to opt for taser or gun over foot-pursuit?

Sigh. Damn your correct takes. Star.

On point. Things like the “Keep Summer Safe” security command started as fun little nods, but by now the cutesy lines of code have outweighed the punchlines.

Fact: He actually workshopped the nicknames Unnecessary Bone Weight and Iodine-o-mite before landing on Salt Bae. It’s all very meh.

What if, upon close inspection, a placard above the bulkhead of the Yellow Submarine is found to read: “Ye shall know if it’s wet enough to enter.” ?

Looks like the graph had you covered already though: The yellow circle indicates total prisoner pop.

Context — Despite being a fairly meritocratic enclave in SW VA, Roanoke still has two flavors of high schools: racist and overtly racist. The latter flavor’s sample platter features both private schools (e.g., Roanoke Valley Christian, Roanoke Catholic) and public schools (Cave Spring, Hidden Valley).

Ah, ambiguity, my old enemy, we meet again.

“You’re not my woke-supervisor!!!”

“If she were a terrible lifter, I would tell you all about how terrible she is,” Skwarecki said. “But that wouldn’t make her a worse person either to be honest. She’s already at rock bottom.”