100. My daily driver, grocery-getter & child-delivery system is a 2012 Ford Flex nearing 130K, and every single touchpoint (e.g., seats, knobs, dash) looks better than those on this AMG. Toss in an undiagnosable CEL and mounts probably replaced due to those death-wobble wheels?...

“Do you remember apologizing every time you reached for a chip? Pepperidge Farm Frito-Lay remembers.”

Thank you for saying their names. I refuse to say the convicted’s name — despise seeing it in a story title even. They say we all die twice: First of body; then after our name is spoken for the final time. May both of his deaths come quick.

Take a star(fish).

My 10-yo daughter was just hating on <State name redacted> the other day, saying “Who else thinks <State> is the worst state?”, to which I answered, “People who’ve never heard of South Dakota, sweetie.”

Eyeballing my 2012 Ford Flex very optimistically right now, I would heartily endorse a side-keyed and/or fob-activated window for it. ‘Lowering’ would be snug with those wheelwells but even a ‘slideback’ would be snazzy.

Little known fact: Chows actually hate chowder. Hm.

Oh snap. We’ve got a daytrip planned to Milwaukee’s County Claire Irish Inn to hit ‘em up for their colcannon poppers. I’ll reply with the verdict.

I do not, repeat do not, condone violence but sounds like...

Speaking of third-tier villains, looks like Roark Jr’s. Gaetz Jr.’s past peccadillos found the “go fast” pedal:

Cue at Tucker ~0:48:

Channelling my inner Algernop Krieger a la Archer (RIP, Jessica Walter): Every noun and verb in this story totally arouses me.

You get one and two-thirds stars for this.

Think of the person you despise most DUI’ing it into a car wreck.

May she be eating the absolute pants off some shrimp, forever & ever. RIP, Mrs. Walter.

It’s at times like these, I like to imagine the late Sen. John McCain gazing upon his beloved daughter and solemnly saying...

Y’know what?: Bonus stars for Honesty and Laziness — traits I admire deeply.

Probably a PSI issue....production stoppages imminent.

Here for this ^. Star.

Interesting lede photo. Is Tucker indicating: