D’Angelo: I’m doing a Verzuz. How does it feel?

Um, put your lips together and blow? No, wait, that’s whistling.

Star. We put this to use in a post-Thanksgiving 2018 power outage. Absolutely a great tip, especially with kids in tow. Turns it into a mini-adventure for them while the parents do some mild freaking out.

I love, LOVE, that she calls them “windmills”. Don’t you dare tell her that milled oats, malted barley, and cornmeal don’t fall out of the other end.

All blessings to these heroes. Quick eyes, quick thinking, even a quick police response.

<Checking through the insurrection footage again> 

Seriously, color me surprised that a well-rounded ethical approach against exploitative acts in Africa found root in a DUTCH corporation.

This. Made. My. Day. Love our people. Bonus to the brothers who join your run on the fly — the impromptu hype-men, networkers (‘Ay, you went to xxxx? What year’re you?’), even the challenge partners/form critics are welcome.

^ This, with maybe a sprinkle of Midwestern BS.

Just Another Garage’s Useless Attempted Repair

Bio: Public-schooled Black parent of two children who have attended both public and private Montessoris in the last decade.

The most inconsistent thing: Service. Hey, Schaumburg location: You get the stankiest of stank-eyes on this front. Service quality is a tidy spiral, descending as you move further from the 87th spot.

Nope, the Sportcombis are their own hella fun thing. You’re thinking “Saabaru”:

(edited-)Username checking in:

“Who Wore It Better?”:

So.... this?:

Billy Porter as Billy Madison = a better Billy Madison.

As a fellow Eastern TN native, I can confirm the timeline here:

Everything about this is legit, from the username on. Saabs. Service. Style. Stars.

“Nuremberg Defense Team here, your Honor.”