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1/19/21

So... we’re just not gonna talk about the “Scorpion & the Frog” insanity of Spicer asking to join the White House press corps today?

1/19/21

For anyone thinking 2021 is just another chance for us to come together like buttcheeks, reconsider your definition of ‘nah’.

1/19/21

Wow. As a Spin alum (#humble-brag: I’m in the March 1998 issue!), I can tell you the disdain for Ivanka over on Lexington Avenue was palpable. Inspired hours of Chlöe Sevigny-caliber eye-rolling. Good memories of a vapid gal.

1/19/21

Leave it to a Tennessee rep to volunteer this valuable information.

1/18/21

Next trend on LinkedIn?: We offer a 2-year certification in RCaaS (Russian Collusion as a Service)

1/18/21

And once again, America is doing Lord of the Flies cosplay. We’ve got a dictator (DJT as “Jack”) and meek rationalism (Pence as “Piggy”). Can someone just keep Piggy away from boulders this time?

1/18/21

My dear momma’s been soaking beans since she could reach the sink, circa 1949. She’s always claimed it’s for cleanliness as well as de-shelling— it softens the beans and gets them ready to soak up more copious amounts of whatever seasoning she was hitting those bad boys with.

1/15/21

OK Aimee, since you set the precedent that liquor is food (viz. The Daniels Hi-Jacker)...

1/15/21

Sam Cooke approves; these changes are a long time in coming, but they come.

1/15/21

Ugh, yeah I think it still carries the JD ‘Memorial Highway’ moniker. <vomit>

1/15/21

Beckwith’s curations for MCAChicago have been ex.em.pla.ry. Let’s hope her impact remains strong here (the Chicago art world isn’t immune to ‘whitelash’) and Guggenheim finally brings us some diversity south of 96th.

1/15/21

Former Virginian myself, and can confirm. Likewise, the number of J.E.B Stuart-named highways, byways, and schools in SWVA never failed to fill my mouth with righteous vomit.

1/15/21

So if one were to find and exhume a Black Confederate soldier, would it be considered “raising a ruckus”?

1/15/21

NRA Files for Bankruptcy

1/15/21

#WhiteSupremaSHE

1/14/21

In this moment, I think we need to stop to ask the most important question:

1/14/21

Hm, I guess White American life is best summarized in Aladdin lyrics:

1/14/21

“I want to remind the people of Flint that justice delayed is not always justice denied [...]”

1/14/21

The lede: A class photo of every salesperson that says “This is the one I own” while trying to upsell you on a mediocre product, then gets pissy that you know the spec sheet WAY better than him/her.