If the world doesn’t produce a Fauci-on-the-Shelf by 12/24, then I have grossly overestimated our collective thirstiness.

All of it. Use a menorah of music-filled needles and put all of it directly into my veins.

Approaching any stranger with “Listen here,...” is likely punchworthy.

“You see this Warnock fella, who’s coming down here and [...]”

Tsk. Too many people out here forgetting what Momma said about staying out of grown peoples’ business. Finna get my belt in 2021.

Is he really vying for the title of ‘worst J. Epstein’?! Ballsy.

Living on (literally) a wing & a prayer.

Hmmmm. Sounds very... this-y:

Has an opening GIF ever offered so much?: Pristine drift technique. GoPro-on-GoPro violence. Cranked-to-11 frame-stiffness. And ideas for a forklift-enabled Subaru bunk-bed.

Soooooo what does this thing look like...in the rain?

This is the only right answer. Shut it down.

And in later news (~17:04 EDT): #Moot.

First things first:

No, no. Don’t you apologize for that gem. You own it. <snaps> OWN IT!

Sigh. My wife & I did a honeymoon hike on Sólheimajökull in 2006, and we were struck by the dozens of orange markers showing the glacial retreat... hundreds of meters since the decade before. As much as we want to return, tack on (or rather melt off) another 14 years of retreat, and I’m sure we’d be in tears.

Attention, aspiring boxers of Earth! A message about Floyd Mayweather:

Close on the SNL reference. I see more ‘Drunk Girl’:

Works on so many levels. Bifartisan? Y’know, because there were two toots?! Nice.

‘He who represents himself has a fool for a client’, a dictum Rudy will prove out as lead counsel in Smelt It v Dealt It.

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