Once upon a time, a soon-to-be-engineer witnessed dental floss being used to cut a cake.

Ugh, hits too close to home. I’m still nursing guilt pangs over finding Johnny Mathis spelled Mathes on a classmate’s paper in 1995. An ‘A’ assignment instantly soured to ‘F’.

Time for Icelandic Hot Takes:

All Dish and DirecTV antennas will turn to face Puerto Rico for the remainder of 2020.

UCF had a tough funding choice to make: Field an undefeated football team, or enable global scientific discovery.

Rudy’s so stuck on being hardcore, he chucks the deuce up.

“Watch these rap n****s lipo broomsticks get all up in yo’ guts / [suck out] French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe.”

Superb to see how Moleskin has made such an elegant transition, from fetish-worthy stationery tools to robust digital accoutrements. Good on them.

So, aesthetically if not functionally, it’s approximating Coolio.

Right!? It’s that Skarsgård’s-Pennywise pre-maw-unhinging lazy-eye meets crow-footed, long-in-the-tooth Stepford Wife ‘put on your Happy Face’ deadness. Shudder.

Caution: Far-flung western VA is NOT the place to try Grand Theft-ing anyone’s Auto.

Kellyanne Kanye

Mumia 911 - Unbound Allstars

“Yeah, but is he spongefasting-worthy?”

Perhaps a temporary rebranding is needed:

Stephen Miller in a brownshirtjacket. Accurate.

I vote turning her into a human turducken with her dog and that taser.

Considered. Rejected.

Hm. The ViagraRaptor?

You know what they say: an LA 6(x6) is a 10(x10) anywhere else.