“I didn’t do the crimes alone, I had a ton of people helping me do the crimes! That makes it ok!”

barr is all in this, are there any measures there to force him out of office or is it only possible if trump fires him or he quits and i dont see either of those happening?

...and Eddie Murphy is returning to Comedy and acting. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

As this shitshow unfolds, I find myself coming back to the same question:

This White House is emptying itself. I suspect Nick Mulvaney will resign soon.

Everyone connected with the administration right now:

Look at it again. Those gears prevent each other from moving.

Merriam-Webster has cornered the snark market.

There’s no money. That’s why Mel is always scowling and won’t touch the orange fuckwit. She got conned like everybody else, and she’s figured that out. Her prenup isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on. She’s probably had the golden toilets removed and stored in New Jersey under an assumed name. Or she should have,…

The president behind and to the right looks perturbed and offended by the Trump figure. Perfect.

You know what would make this whole situation even better? Melania filing for divorce next week so that she can, at least, get her hands on the pre-nup money before the shit comes down. 

I'd move that whole exhibit to Madame Tussaud's House of Horrors.

Tonight on Fox News: Why an apostrophe is actually a hypen and what else the LIBERAL MEDIA isn’t telling you.

Grasping at straws.

My only wish is that whenever this criminal finally implodes and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, he takes that fucking DeVos with him. Fuck him, fuck her.

He’s freaking the fuck out over them not using the apostrophe after his “liddle” insult?

Wait...