Why, it’s not like he loves her, or anything? Her contract was to bear him a son, and distract from his relationship with Ivanka.

Since he keeps demanding people praise him, I say that I’ll praise him, once he sticks a stick grenade up his ass and yanks on the arming cord, and not before.

We do. The State of California mails ballots out ahead of time with the ability to mail them in instead of going to a polling place.

Basically, he’s screwed.

Let’s say for a moment that he cancels the election: it won’t work like he thinks.

20th Amendment says:

You know, if more people fact checked him in real time it might cause the blood pressure spike we’re all waiting for that causes him to have a stroke.

No suprise that this was in Idaho, that’s where all those nutso militia groups started spawning at years ago.

That one is easy: taser, straight jacket, pallet lifter.

Months? I bet you it will be years.

I plan on pissing on their graves.... Asparagus piss, even.

Pregnant Velma explains why she and Shaggy always split off from the rest of the team.

Sorry, no bit of fast food is worth this much commotion. Hell, even a beef wellington with a red wine reduction isn’t worth the crazy things people have been doing over a fried chicken sandwich.

Makes me want to punch it with a Cestus

I’d bet good money that Ivanka had an abortion or two paid by daddy because of daddy.

I figure that whoever started this thing about her trip to the salon has never had a female in their life, and will be “forever alone”. Seriously, if one has a girlfriend of wife they know that for them to get their hair done is insanely expensive.

I suspect that once more of Trump’s Crimes are brought to light the GOP in the Senate will realize that baking him will lose them their next election bid.

Not their mandate.

Holy Crap, I was in a focus group about this game when it was in concept phases. I’d tell you all more about it, but those damn pesky NDA’s.

True, but who doesn’t like Falafel?

Reminds me of the dirty cop in Batman Begins. He assumes everyone around him needs to be just as dirty as he is.

I doubt he knows the difference between the two species.