Hot take: Republic Commando best SW game, Star Wars: Clone Wars best SW not-game.

I believe Barr’s testimony was 10 days after the first [in a series] of Trump/Zelensky phone calls. I.e., not THE July 25 phone call in question.

Most of the competent Republican staffers either already resigned from the administration or are staying as far away as possible because they know that serving in the Trump administration will end up being more of a resume killer than a resume builder.

Same. I don’t hold out a lot of hope that the impeachment process is going to remove President Thumbs from the Oval Office, but I think going through the process is required.

Can guarantee you every boomer maga dipshit in his office right now is like; “yeah, you know, there should be a way to unsend an email”

“Thanks! Cake in the conference Room!!! Have a super day!!”
-Nancy Pelosi
BE GREEN, don’t print this email 

I’m fully enjoying this because I’ve had so little to enjoy that my joy barometer is broken and this is what happiness and hope feels like now.

Motherfuckers are playing checkers but they imprisoned the black pieces and tried to deport the red pieces

or 1-dimensional Chutes & Ladders

More like 1 dimensional Candyland.

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this. I wish I could revel in this utter stupidity and incompetence and absurdity. I wish I could just bathe in the schadenfreude without that pessimistic voice in the back of my head staring out the window distractedly and softly whispering, “none of this matters, you know.”

I look forward to the eventual Reply-All-pocalypse. 

Dear Dems,

Please disregard the memo where Trump admits to finding his daughter hot but didn’t specifically say he wanted to fuck her.

Sinc.
Johnny Intern - Asst to the Manager, GOP Talking Points.

Unfortunately the Trump administration only allows staffers to use @aol.com addresses.

It’s frankly amazing how fucking stupid these people are.  I surprised they don’t accidentally lock themselves in their cars or closets.

My god. MY GOD. THESE FUCKING IDIOTS.

Anyone still wanna go with the “their playing 4-dimensional chess” angle?

Trump is a traitor, Moscow Mitch and the republicans are traitors and Fox loves treason.

I remember yesterday people worrying (correctly) that he could alter the transcripts to remove any wrongdoing. Naw, he’ll just publish them as is. It’s either contempt, incompetence, or both.