In canon, Lena can travel back to 15 seconds ago in time. It’s a massive advantage no matter which way you run it.

Kanye very obviously needs help for a mental illness. Not because he likes trump but for the reasons he likes trump. And all the other crazy shit he has done. Maybe it’s time to take the spotlight off him

she signed up for it when she did the whole marry him and wait till he dies thing

She legitimately hates every moment in his company. I wonder if she hoped he’d be dead by now?

Isn’t he usually done by then?

She probably wears so much of it to protect her eyes from the glare off her husband’s neon skin and piss blond hair.

STOP WEARING MORE THAN 12" OF MASCARA AT ONE TIME. YOU HAVE GOOEY BLACK CLIFFS DANGLING OFFA YOUR EYES. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR EYES ARE BEING HUMPED BY RABID SPIDERS. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

That would be cathartic.

Whenever I see this shit, I wonder how long before we see a Foreign Minister or a President or some other Administrator just punch that arrogant stupid fuckbag in the face.

It takes some real effort to be that disengaged from substantive issues, not least because Twain has played up her Native American/First Nations ancestry in the past and 45 is really, really racist against Natives.

You’re right, you’re right. But it’s still funny to joke about her being happy with Obama because it would theoretically make Trump so mad. Even if she doesn’t deserve happiness.

They won’t believe that from a non-Trump supporter. I had to actually become a centrist gun nut just to get my ideas facetiously considered. Fun fact: gun ranges are usually staffed by reasonable people, but patronized almost entirely by John McClain/Martin Riggs/John Rambo/Dirty Harry/Neo wannabees who think they’re…

Hey remember when Roseanne sang the national anthem, got booed, spit, grabbed her crotch and gave everyone the finger?

Thank you PV! I’m so fed up with all this let’s-feel-sorry-for-Melania crap.... enough already. Bitch made her goddamn bed; let her rot in it. No one forced her to marry that evil orange turd. She wanted the life of a privileged trophy wife - now she’s got it. Fuck her if she’s unhappy. There are people suffering in…

I’m still convinced she was literally purchased and didn’t have much choice.

Dear Georgia,

This just in - the Nazis are the bad guys.

Sinc.
Everyone that isn’t a Trump supporter

Melania chose this. My sympathy is near nill, Boy Gorge was exactly what was written on the tin, and I’m sure language was no barrier in understanding what that meant. So while she might be a decent person I’m sure that her reasons for marrying the turd had nothing to do with decency.

Goddamnit Kotaku I thought we talked about this, don’t make me cry with your articles. We had a good streak. You’re grounded.

These are the last two things I heard about Rudy Giuliani in the news:

1. He knew full well that Trump’s Muslim Ban was designed to be religious discrimination, and was willing to tell that to a news camera.

2. He ran one of the worst presidential campaigns anyone has ever seen.

And Trump wants this idiot on his team.

So basically these vermin manchildren have the influence their Western brethren wish they had... but will just as likely be the first to complain about how society treats them badly.