Because nobody in their right mind would cook them well done and cemented together with ketchup.

I think Stevie Wonder could have seen this coming.

“The Companies Vying to Build the Border Wall Are Shady as Hell”

If only the Japanese has been so obliging to give the US 4 days advance notice about their plans to strike Pearl Harbor.

Every day.

So the president of the USA is proven to be influenced by what he sees on a cable TV news show, and just bypasses Congress when he wants to attack a country.

Hillary Clinton famously warned voters against voting for Donald Trump because “A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons.”

Foreign agent for a hostile government.

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

Have you read the first chapter of The Right Stuff? They cover that specifically, and Tom Wolfe discusses Chuck Yeager specifically doing that “Aw shucks, we’ve got a problem here” voice. It’s also true for astronauts (who were initially all pilots). The Apollo 13 audio is extremely calm.

I love how she ends comms with “Have a good day.” and “Thank you for the assistance.” in a calm and cool manner. Like hey I lost a chunk of plane and a passenger so my day is shit. I hope yours is pleasant.

After listening to the audio, and how chill she was during the whole landing, I was expecting her to put in a lunch order for her and the co-pilot.

I prefer it in headline form:

Obummer wrecked the economy and passed Sharia law! And he was born in Kenya. And Hillary deleted emails and was corrupted through the Clinton Foundation.

There are so many delicious things about this exceedingly stupid story, but I love that it likely is a convergence og two things I’ve previously stated:

When your co-workers are openly saying “I’m glad you’ve embroiled yourself in an ethics scandal to distract the public from my own ongoing ethics scandal.”, it’s entirely possible there’s an ethics problem with the organization as a whole.

When even Alan Dershowitz is telling you maybe you mishandled your ethics ... damn.

What are the odds that he makes a remark about Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren not providing a solution?

In times like this he’ll seek advice from history and follow in the footsteps of his favorite US president, Andrew Jackson.

And the motherfuckers have the temerity to call it “Indian giving”.