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Gryphon Osiris
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They believe gay men were put on this earth to do their hair or pick out a sweater. Pick out your own damn sweaters you overbotoxed doormats.

White women be all over Kellyann... and yet, she is the 53%. She is PEAK white woman and she is the white woman who the president sends out to defend himself because she speaks TO his base, including the 53%.

Kellyanne Conway is clearly not the kind of person you want operating heavy machinery.

I thought that was supposed to be Hope Hicks!

Well, that and she doesn’t mind falling on his sword.

I can’t wait to seek her mugshot.

Trump keeps her around because her hair is worse.

Math has never been the GOP’s strong suit.

Yes, exactly.

“Well, obviously, this folder marked WILDLY ILLEGAL SHIT is not pertinent to this investigation, so I’ll just take that.”

Trump’s entire existence is predicated on:

Oh sure, this happens all the time and has kept me out of jail. Often when the feds raid my crackhouse, I simply ask the judge to allow me to withhold all the drugs and money seized thus preventing any of it from being logged in as evidence. :/

House Ways and Means Chairman Kevin Brady emphasized that taxes will “be the defining question in November. Do you want to go back to the bad old days where Washington took more of what you earned?”

That’s okay, cause the GOP has accomplished a lot. A LOT.

I am 100 percent ok with Trump seeing digitized records before prosecutors. There is zero chance he knows how to use a computer and about 5% chance that he can read more than a two syllable word.

1 Unless Cohen has them written up in crayon, how is the Big Taint going to understand the documents?

Bitch, bye. I’m glad we have mueller now. He seems so much better than Comey. As far as political calculus, and just being above the fray.

Comey’s response to why he reopened the email investigation is woefully inadequate. What he’s telling us is that if he didn’t think Hilary was going to win, then the case wouldn’t have been reopened, which indicates that pursuing justice wasn’t his motivation.