I would be surprised if Trump didn’t encourage Jr. to sexually assault a girl, or congratulated him the first time he did.

Problem is for the GOP a sexual assault like this is classified as a right of passage into their Bro-stablishment. 

Hey, he’s just being like his hero, Donald Trump. Amiright? /Sarcasm.

The internet is fine, it’s humanity that was the mistake.

I’m probably bad person (actually I am), but this reminds me of an old joke: “Why do girls in Anime and Manga have such unrealistic boobs?” “Because the people who watch and draw them have no experiance with real boobs.”

Can we get a couple hundred practice punches in to know for sure?

I’m betting that even his mom wishes she could retroactively drown him in the bathtub right now.

Sadly, this is all the care about, the petty little shits.

One of the things people never take him to task for, but if he could physically see people in Jersey city celebrating, then he has better vision than an eagle. I’ve been there, and seen how far it is between his tower and the other side, and you need to be super human to see that detail that far out.

Who DOESN’T like Baymax?

I’d say he’s more of his half sister. As she’s built from the brain of Dr. Halsey, but is not actually Dr. Halsey, but the doctor’s creation.

Problem is the Republicans right now don’t give a damn about the laws. They want to seize power and will do anything including breaking the law to make that happen.

Modification to that: send his supporters in too, tell them that this is a special luxury given to them because they voted for him.

Saving my bottle of 20 year old cask strength Scotch for when Trump gets frog walked out in cuffs.

Considering this idiot would sign anything put in front of him without reading it, I think stealing papers from his desk is a viable strategy.

At first I thought Trump would be link handling my 2 year old, the problem is though I can reason with my two year old: “You can have the iPad back after you have dinner”, or “Mommy feels icky, I’ll play with you instead.”
I’ll get a sniffled ‘ok...’ in response and the little minion will calm down.

I imagine Trump is…

Replace the jade egg with Ben-wa balls, and I assure you good vibes will keep coming all day long.

I’d rather see the Statue of Liberty giving Trump a torch enema.

I guess no one told Trump and his cronies that doing so is a human rights violation, not that they care much about human rights.

Of course, the Trump crowd are dumb enough to believe that this was real, since they completely lack critical thinking skills.