It’s all about:

Aliens.....

Anaconda it.

She ordered up the most expensive bottle from the Mar-A-Lago cellars (wine closet, whatever)

Too busy alright, but I think she’s brushing up her resume for her next Trophy wife gig.

Any chance we can do this with our crew?

Thanks, I was worried it was too subtle.

It will only work for their base if the salesman is white. Having a black man come to their door with a bunch of guns will likely trigger them.

And what legs..... :-P

Sorry, just had to.

Hell, they were looking at an excuse to hang ‘Strange Fruit’ on the North Lawn his entire Presidency.

I think that’s also something that people don’t bother considering. She is a porn star, yes, but also a mother with a daughter. People are looking at her profession first and judging off of that; but you look at her in that interview she could be anyone you would meet through out the day. It’s easy to dismiss someone…

“and complaining that no one had time to read it, which is true!”
To be fair, Trump is incapable of reading anything above a ‘Cat in the hat’ level; and even then only if his name is on each page 3 - 4 times.

Trump will do sissy slapping, Biden will throw haymarkers.

Hang them by piano wire.

Considering that she has a history of drug abuse, mental illness, and is a flat Earther, this is a best case scenario.

I draw the line at poop. Everything else I’m ok with, but not poop.

Give me jaegerschnitzel, spiced red cabbage and spaetzle over a brat any day of the week!

She bought her position. Signed and paid for.

“Also, you WILL get poop on your fingers.”