I remember American Gladiators being on my NBC affiliate after SNL, but it’s possible I’m not remembering it right. Maybe it was midnight on another channel and I switched to it after Weekend Update?  I was weirdly loyal to NBC at that point.

“All I’m saying is, consider that MAYBE this woman drafted Josh Gordon in fantasy football...”

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

“Me too.”

-Guy who spent 14 hours sculpting spiked mini-skulls this offseason

Steelers fans like him again now

“Potato” is a shape.

HAIL SATAN

Just you wait. AB will have the last laugh as he’s hauling in touchdown passes from Andrew Luck to lead the Houston Roughnecks to the XFL crown.

Captain America punches Nazis. If the literal embodiment of Americaness is all for punching Nazis, I don’t see why I can’t be. I aspire to be as great as Captain America, and if that means punching Nazis, by God, that’s what I’m gonna do!

I thought the same things last night.  And it essentially turned into an extra-long timeout. I see no downside to challenging it.

It still functioned as a timeout. Which can be a god send if the opposition gets in a rhythm. disrupting play like that can help. And if OPI had been found, then they wouldn’t have been charged for it. So calling failed challenges isn’t that big of a deal Unless something really egregious happens later.

The leading image had me extremely confused because that’s a Cascadia flag, not an Iron Front flag.

Correct....Damn my failing mind

Miike is one of my favorite directors. I've never seen a film that he has directed that didn't effect me in a major way.

[Extremely Steve Miller Voice]♫ Some people callllll him prisoner number 456-895 ♫

I saw the ticker last week that “V. Testeverde signs with TB” and I had to look it up to make sure it wasn’t Vinnie.

Well I better be kidding considering Vinny just turned 96 years old.

He’s not available.  He was just signed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers!

I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

I was joking. As in, back in the day, “the girl from that video” was a bit of a cliche. Plus it’s pretty widely known who the famous Whitesnake and Springsteen video girls are.