Thank you so much for your kind words, that helps. Sometimes it’s hard to be so involved in competitive sports like this while trying your darndest not to raise assholes.

I became a mom on my 34th birthday, have an active and dedicated partner, and still find it hard as fuck.  Single, teenage moms turn my brain inside out.  Kudos to her indeed.

1) Fixed Blue Jay is handsome AF.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

So you’re saying dogs are like kids?

I voted for this one.

Somewhere in Russia, someone has written a porno about a conquering hero named Vladimir whose mighty prehensile dong enables him to slay many Yankees.

Why they didn’t go with the “Toronto John Candys” is beyond me.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Pope Thrower for Jets GM

No, they’re telling you that if you have to argue about order of operations the notation is inadequate to begin with.

I watched this this morning.

To me it looked like he was starting to stumble and just launched himself with the last somewhat decent step that was left in his legs that were failing him. (Disclaimer: Last time I ran in a track meet was in the 8th grade, so I don’t know shit.)

SHHHH. NO! Everything sucks here and you absolutely don’t want to move here because of the progressive politics, beautiful weather, world class beer, excellent marijuana, breathtaking topography, and top tier food. Sure you might have to deal with hellish traffic and a less than affordable housing situation, but…

Walk?

Ainge is the idiot who, by coyly broadcasting his promise to trade the team’s stock of young players for Davis if only the New Orleans Pelicans would wait until the summer, poisoned and destroyed the fragile internal ecosystem of a team with once-legitimate and now-ruined championship ambitions.

“How did people plan road trips before the internet? How would you know where you should stop if there was no Yelp to recommend it?”

Do the youths really not know what maps and atlases and guidebooks are anymore?

Outside of that, you used to ask people - people at hotels, gas stations, anywhere, really - for…

Not if your end goal is to squeal like a pig...