With Peter Cushing, the same year that he was wandering around the Death Star in his comfy slippers.

Thank you so much for your kind words, that helps. Sometimes it’s hard to be so involved in competitive sports like this while trying your darndest not to raise assholes.

I hate how excited the mere idea of Vampire Volcano got me.

Sharknado and Swamp Thing star Ian Ziering will star in Syfy’s Zombie Tidal Wave

I became a mom on my 34th birthday, have an active and dedicated partner, and still find it hard as fuck.  Single, teenage moms turn my brain inside out.  Kudos to her indeed.

1) Fixed Blue Jay is handsome AF.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

Now more than ever: Big Man Japan

So you’re saying dogs are like kids?

I voted for this one.

Obviously, the problem is that the green new deal means different things to different people. Some think it is climate related, while others think it should include healthcare and guaranteed income. Obviously, if you add the later two, the cost go up tremendously. $1T/year would be feasible if only talking about climat…

Not really. The defense budget is about 20% of the US budget, $800B. The fossil fuel subsidies are $100B. The green new deal would cost $4.2T a year (more than the entirety of the current budget), and that number is growing as they add more to it. Even if you cut the defense budget in half and added the fuel…

Allow participation in the Green Peace Corp or Green Americorps to retire college debt.  I believe Americorp already does this(?)

This was one of the most successful parts of the New Deal. Putting people to work at above starvation wages is great policy alone. In a Green New Deal, having those workers build an independent energy infrastructure that is carbon and nuclear free fulfills a necessary step for our future prosperity and very survival.

Somewhere in Russia, someone has written a porno about a conquering hero named Vladimir whose mighty prehensile dong enables him to slay many Yankees.

Why they didn’t go with the “Toronto John Candys” is beyond me.

Obviously, they didnt Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo

We also have the trailer for Krasue: Inhuman Kiss, a horror/romance based on South East Asian folklore hitting Netflix later this year. For those not in the know, a Krasue is a half-human spirit whose head and full digestive tract detaches at night in search of prey.

No, they’re telling you that if you have to argue about order of operations the notation is inadequate to begin with.