The Gift of the MAGA

Standing right here, ya know.

Agreed. He’s perfect for the role! Maybe they could get Marvel to de-age him a tad, but then he’ll be ready to box about.

I'd rather go for Wilt's 2,000 score record.

Is a 14 minute mile running, or a brisk walk?

Back when I ran, my warmup walk was 1/3 mile which was done in about 5 minutes. But I’m about 5'11" and she looks about 5'5"

Yeah I mean, don’t get me wrong ... at best she’s kind of an idiot. At worst she’s a cheater. In the grand scheme of things it’s irrelevant but “she fucked up and doesn’t realize it or doesn’t want to admit it” feels a little more likely to me than “she decided to cheat so blatantly that a quick look at the math shows…

Anything over about 11:30 feels like not-running to me, but I’m 5'11" so someone with shorter legs might not feel the same. 14+ though is, yeah, pretty hard to call “running” for most people.

Somehow I have never heard about Ong’s Hat before, even though I grew up in NJ and was definitely in these corners of the web in the late 90’s. But having driven through the pine barrens enough over the years I can absolutely see where stories like this come from. I would never be comfortable getting out on foot and…

At 14+ minute miles for the first half, she and the friend are walking. I know this because I get interrupted on my jogs with workcalls, and I can’t stop the damn Nike RunTracker easily, and then I get a 13+ minute mile because half the mile was in fact a meandering walk. Back when I was a really slow shuffling…

At her pace, could she have gotten lapped while on the first loop and then just unthinkingly followed the people who lapped her?

She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

*fellate-gate

This would make a great SNL skit:

“the sky’s the limit, as long as we can get out of the courtroom.”

Charo, Jim J. Bullock, and Shadoe Stevens can NOT be bought good sir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbis2gFulAw

i definitely spent a good forty minutes cycling through what i could on my bus home - thanks again for introducing me 💝 

It really is no wonder why so many modern ghost stories and legends came out of the Pine Barrens. In one of the most densely populated regions of the country, there’s suddenly this large stretch of almost complete wilderness. It’s not even like the usual gradual transition from urban to suburban to rural to…

Thank you for this, it was an absolutely amazing read. I could almost feel myself getting swept up in the conspiracy. I don’t know what it is about our human nature that just yearns to believe that there must be more to our reality than what we can see. Or why it drives some people to the point of obsession. But whene…