Still waiting on my serious Land of the Lost remake.  They were also supposed to be doing Segmund and the Sea Monsters, but I’ve not heard anything about either in a really long time.

I remember the show well. Usually it was cartoons (Arabian Nights; and The Three Musketeers), a live action series (Danger Island was one) interspersed with physical comedy routines from the Splits and topped off with a song of the week (like the Monkees). I always wanted one of the Banana Buggies.

“ALEXA! FIRE SIRI!”

My dog acts like he doesn’t hear my clear directives to fire the cat.

My father in law, who died last year at 74, was the strongest man I knew, right up until the day he died. There is no strength like that developed from years of manual labor.

I believe you when you say you have very strong hands, but this guy just randomly reached in at a random angle and exerted that much pressure with no preparation or planning. And I think my estimate of 100 lb force is conservative. There may be 5 or more square inches under his fingertips which would mean that it is…

Is this a joke? Really? Whiteface has no history. It’s rooted in nothing. Blackface is a destructive historical atrocity. That’s why one is offensive and the other is Chapelle show & Wayans memes

Had it happened, the match with Amin might have gone as well as the bout with The Great Antonio.

Imagine the ‘Let’s All Go to the Lobby’ candies coming on the screen then half of them turning into ash.

having long accepted that his basketball operation is run with all the wisdom and attention of a dog startling itself out of sleep by farting on its own nose

Re: Godzilla King of the Monsters posters.

The illegality of the soccer kick is overblown. As far as I understand it, a kick to the head of a downed opponent is illegal, that kick was pretty clearly (imo) intended for the body and might’ve grazed his shoulders befause he turned faster than expected. 

One of the few times an egregious ego crosses into enjoyable territory.

Just think, in some plane of existence Johnny Manziel is absolutely wrecking Aaron Rodgers in the big game as I type this, for his 4th title in Cleveland.

How many ranked spots does ATP have? I don’t know what I like best, that we know who the No. 548 player in the world is, or that his name is Ulises.

Good to see Mr. Lahey’s daughter has escaped the trailer park and is thriving.  

Early front runner for next chief of staff? 

You know what I got from this article?

Fuck off Simmons.